its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
(via alexis-julia)
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
(via alexis-julia)
once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl
once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko
once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream
once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt
once a shirt screamed into my girl and i fell like a gecko
once a gecko screamed into my shirt and I fell like a girl
This fucking website
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(via ohh-poop)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via ohh-poop)
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
(Source: engineerings, via ohh-poop)
It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.
(via ohitssashley)
My birthday is a dreadful day for me I hate it.