AmbientSoul

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

(via alexis-julia)

doctormagnuseverdeen:

musiclove4life:

philsmismatchedsocks:

andsoheismyjohn:

fancifullauren:

lonelywhiteasian:

nippush:

once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl

once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko

once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream

once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt

once a shirt screamed into my girl and i fell like a gecko

once a gecko screamed into my shirt and I fell like a girl

This fucking website

(Source: frykids, via ohh-poop)

OMFG PARENTS

me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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(via ohh-poop)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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(Source: fefarielle, via ohh-poop)

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

(Source: engineerings, via ohh-poop)

teenager:

It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

(via ohitssashley)

My birthday is a dreadful day for me I hate it.